{"id":95,"date":"2017-06-30T00:16:16","date_gmt":"2017-06-30T00:16:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yve.demo.wearekllr.com\/?p=95"},"modified":"2018-02-20T11:54:13","modified_gmt":"2018-02-20T11:54:13","slug":"i-care-deeply-for-nature","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/?p=95","title":{"rendered":"I care deeply for nature"},"content":{"rendered":"

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Marry me. I’m afraid I just blue myself. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. Whoa, this guy’s straight?<\/p>\n

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There’s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” I don’t criticize you! And if you’re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best def\"\"ense. Idon’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn’t like his trailer. Steve Holt! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I’m a monster.<\/p>\n

I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. He’ll want to use your yacht, and I don’t want this thing smelling like fish. I care deeply for nature. I’m a monster. Michael!<\/p>\n

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” There’s only one man I’ve ever called a coward, and that’s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I’m calling you is a television actor.<\/p>\n

It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. I’m a monster. What’s Spanish for “I know you speak English?” It’s a hug, Michael. I’m hugging you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Marry me. I’m afraid I just blue myself. It’s called ‘taking advantage.’ It’s what gets you ahead in life. That’s what it said on ‘Ask Jeeves.’ I don’t understand the question, and I won’t respond to it. … <\/p>\n

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