{"id":91,"date":"2017-06-30T00:08:41","date_gmt":"2017-06-30T00:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yve.demo.wearekllr.com\/?p=91"},"modified":"2017-06-30T00:08:41","modified_gmt":"2017-06-30T00:08:41","slug":"youll-have-more-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;ll have more fun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Marry me. I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself. It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. That&#8217;s what it said on &#8216;Ask Jeeves.&#8217; I don&#8217;t understand the question, and I won&#8217;t respond to it. He&#8217;ll want to use your yacht, and I don&#8217;t want this thing smelling like fish. Whoa, this guy&#8217;s straight?<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s so many poorly chosen words in that sentence. It&#8217;s a hug, Michael. I&#8217;m hugging you. What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221; I don&#8217;t criticize you! And if you&#8217;re worried about criticism, sometimes a diet is the best defense. I don&#8217;t understand the question, and I won&#8217;t respond to it. Bad news. Andy Griffith turned us down. He didn&#8217;t like his trailer. Steve Holt! Not tricks, Michael, illusions. I&#8217;m a monster.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t understand the question, and I won&#8217;t respond to it. He&#8217;ll want to use your yacht, and I don&#8217;t want this thing smelling like fish. I care deeply for nature. I&#8217;m a monster. Michael!<\/p>\n<p>As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221; There&#8217;s only one man I&#8217;ve ever called a coward, and that&#8217;s Brian Doyle Murray. No, what I&#8217;m calling you is a television actor.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. I&#8217;m a monster. What&#8217;s Spanish for &#8220;I know you speak English?&#8221; It&#8217;s a hug, Michael. I&#8217;m hugging you.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As you may or may not know, Lindsay and I have hit a bit of a rough patch. Marry me. I&#8217;m afraid I just blue myself. It&#8217;s called &#8216;taking advantage.&#8217; It&#8217;s what gets you ahead in life. That&#8217;s what it said on &#8216;Ask Jeeves.&#8217; I don&#8217;t understand the question, and I won&#8217;t respond to it. &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/?p=91\" class=\"more-link\">Read more<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;You&#8217;ll have more fun&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-modelling"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.languagenoproblem.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}